Crochet

1) Directionless meandering; to walk or otherwise transport about without destination.

Every day between 3 and 4 PM one can spot Mitch crocheting about campus.

by Mitch Hansen April 14, 2006

Crotchity

The likeness of being a crotch.

"He's feeling a bit crotchity..."
*Sigh*

by Hagate November 18, 2011

Crochet Sweater

a knitted sweater

Natalina wanted to cuddle with Tarun by the fireplace while he wore his warm crochet sweater

by Tiger aka Tickler November 6, 2012

Crocit

A Male or Female who is sexually attracted to a much older women and has sexual fantasies about them.

You see jack over there i heard he was going out with that 60 year old he’s only 20 he must be a crocit.

by CreamyMonk June 22, 2016

Coochitis

Inflamed vaginal area (originated in Renzi's Pizzeria)

"Damn Kelsey, you got Coochitis"

by ckk123 August 1, 2017

crotchitiest

The superlative form of Crotchite. It's a word now.

I'm the oldest, wisest and also happen the crotchitiest among all of us.

by Alpaccaz January 9, 2019

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019