Crooked Lou

person who is beyond drunk; inebriated; wasted on drugs and/or alcohol

Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"

by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010

cloakey

a call of duty feeder most well known for his 6 pack abs and monumental amount of swag. many people are jealous of his overall greatness as a person and he is just a cool person!!

wow that guy over there has so much swag hes almost as swagged out as cloakey but thats not possible

by swagdaddy469 February 10, 2013

cloakerson

A veteran reddit user usually of high standing

“Yeah he is a real Cloakerson with all that karma”

by Wozwold November 14, 2019

crake

Roblox slang for "on crack" it is often used in the roblox car community to refer to a car being abnormally fast, almost to the point of being unfair.

Or it's a bird.

"Your car's fucking crake bro wtf"
"No!! Takumi-spec!!"
"That's a NOS script."

by neontetra12 August 24, 2021

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018

Croaker

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.

Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.

by nebuchadnezzar zeller December 9, 2008

Choakey

An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.

"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":

by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010