Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

by Furtley May 30, 2018

Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

CRAFT Disease

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".

I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.

by Happy_Hoaxster May 28, 2009

Arts & Crafts

When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project

Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

Croak Dream

A dream you have of yourself dying.

Dude, my croak dream was of me getting hit by a bus

by Jay Dave December 1, 2011

craft nazi

a derogitory term used to discribe martha stewart.;also used to discribe anyone too involved in home crafts.

"dude, martha's such a craft nazi!"
"ill make these damn pants how i want too, you freakin craft nazi!"

by thajesters September 26, 2003

Craft syndrome

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?

I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.

by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010