Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

cicchetti

God’s greatest gift to man next to Jesus. Usually has beautiful lettuce as hair. WCU here he comes

Oh look at Cicchetti next to Jesus over there

by Sunkonmis best friend April 15, 2019

critched

Similar to crooked.meening not straight, or to be slightly bent.

The Christmas tree is still Critched,we need to straighten it up. Or, That man is Critched as hell.

by Tommy Jon December 24, 2019

Crotchety ole fuck

Cranky old homophobic white male with right wing extremists views

Man that guy Terry is such a Crotchety ole fuck. He is always complaining about the younger generation

by NY Mike January 28, 2020

cratchet hoe

A white girl that dates black guys.... A play on words of the terms coal burner and ratchet, since Bob Cratchet from Christmas Carol burned coal to stay warm

Q-Did you see Courtney kicking it with Tyrone earlier.
A- Yeah, she's a known cratchet hoe

by Joseph Mamah May 21, 2020

critcher

a bus

That critcher must'a been goin 1,000 miles an hour in the front row

by VENTILATORTOVICTORY November 30, 2020

Critchity

Critchity is when you smoked a lot of weed, too much weed, or when you're just really high.

Shit damn, I just smoked a whole 1/8 of jet fuel by myself , now I feel all Critchity 'N' shit!

by Angelo._julian February 24, 2021