crit pit

An Aussie whose missing a few chromosomes that likes to bang things on tables.

At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.

by ZaCH328070 April 4, 2019

crit a cola

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits

scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Crit Chicken

The slang term for a moonkin druid

Look at all those crit chickens

by Druid Healz April 28, 2010

Crit-ing

Similar to planking, except significantly less ghey (and Xzhibit doesn't seem to have any issues with it). Specifically, when one is caught and/or photographed sleeping on the job, particularly in the backstage area on the couch at UK Thursdays. However, it is also acceptable to refer to any sort of nap as a "taking a Crit".

"Did you see Greg backstage? Grab your camera, he's totally Crit-ing hardcore."

by ill-legal? November 5, 2011

crit your son

to perform a critical attack on your son involves jumping and hitting sequence which does a lot of dmg (prob 7 hearts)

Elias lost his fathers credit card so his dad's friend said "Go crit your son as punishment"

by elias a bitch December 14, 2021

Crit my pants

In an Online Game when someone scores a mass critical heal/Hit You can say 'I just Crit my pants".

Coined by Aven of Blade radio in Aion

Aven:Dude i just Crit my pants

Yen: Lol

by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

crit-spam

When somebody sends some crap/shit to a huge mailing list of "friends'".

In trying to get friends to notice an up and coming DJ, Julie crit-spammed a select group of her Facebook friends.

by jubu2324 July 25, 2011