crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004

Crisanta

Female name meaning the golden or perfect flower; derived from the chrysanthemum flower.

Most under-appreciated female name in America. You're probably pronouncing it wrong.

It's Crisanta, kind of sounds like "croissant" with an "uh" at the end.

by crisanta March 6, 2018

Chrismahannukwanzadan

A term invented by myself to cover all religious "holidays" (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan) in one fell swoop (except for Winter Solstice, of course, and until I get turned into a frog by the Druids, then it's not on my list of things to do).

Happy Chrismahannukwanzadan, everyone! Enjoy your presents and/or fasting and/or reflection on your heritage and/or kosher feast!

by Ruk December 24, 2004

Criscatting

When one covers a cat or kitten in crisco and inserts it into the rectum
(known as such up north)

The boys and I go criscatting at least once a month

by Obsolete March 12, 2003

crimaces

Pronunciation: \ kre' mes es \

a narrow opening resulting from a split or crack

Girl 1: I lost my phone. I wonder where it could have gone.

Girl 2: Check the couch, maybe it fell into the crimaces.

by lilboss February 27, 2010

crisaeis

a type of friend that you would want to be with.
a sweet and loving person who has a lot of personality.

can you be my crisaeis?

by yashuie October 5, 2021

crisann

The most beautiful kind of girl ever, makes you doubt that she loves you but puts in the most effort out of everyone to make sure she does her best to love you.

I wish I could date a crisann… they’re just the best

by Dino_Blank_Saur November 24, 2021