crimp hole 

It's your but hole

Your a sexy woman with a sexy crimp hole

crimp hole by Markolovesdarkhole August 25, 2016

crimp a dog 

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

crimp a dog by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

Crimp Cable 

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.

Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.

Crimp Cable by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015

Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

Crimp dick by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

crimp valve 

Arse-hole, ring piece.

I've got some farmer giles swinging from my crimp valve.

crimp valve by Razor Rudds August 22, 2003

Crimp Down 

Descriptive of the act of having a poo

"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"

Crimp Down by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

crimp off a length 

Tightening your sphincter mid poop to cut it in half.

I had such a massive turd this morning, i had to crimp off a length to stop it rising too high in the bowl

crimp off a length by Doctor rotcod March 4, 2014