crambles

A merging of the teams Crunk and Shambles, headed by youtubers SimonisCRUNK and Dan2Shambles.

'Team Crunk or Shambles?' 'I'm in Team Crambles!'

by xo3 July 28, 2009

crumbled

Too pissed to know whats goin on. Cant do anything without stumbling and falling over.

A sense of your mind crumbling away into nothing.

Man, im well Crumbled

by MajorFool June 11, 2007

that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

by Andrew May August 13, 2007

Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.

gooche crumbler, do ittttt

by duhlinky April 19, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

crumbley

adj. Accident Prone. Another spelling for the term crumbly. Something that is unusually funny in the sense that things aren't going the way they are supposed to.

losing your wallet, losing your keys, stain on white shirt, forgetting peoples names, etc

"that crumbley ass nigguh keeps losin his shit"
"that fool is hella crumbley"

by feel good May 25, 2007

asshole crumble

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010