Crayon

A joint or blunt which you smoke marajuana out of. Often usend when the joint looks like a crayon. IE: Crutch ( The little peice of cardboard rolled in one end to keep it open) and pointed at the other end to keep the weed from falling out.

"Hey wana go get a crayon?" "Mom were going to go color over at Stevies house"

by Matt August 31, 2008

crayons

a sex position involving 5 women and one man
the man does a hand stand and all the girls piss on him through water balloons /stab him in his balls, and then perform the rainbow kiss with a dog, and hunting down a bear and peeing on it while licking its fur til it comes off.

it originated in south east gewghdisgidsahngikdihbihsagbBURG
and has spread worldwide

"yo lets crayons"
"feel it"
"dildo"
"penis"

by dskjagbkadgbkadbsgkhbhabjh March 23, 2008

Crayon

Dude a crayon is a retard....durr

"Jesus your such a fucking crayon!"

by Krista April 21, 2005

Crayons/Box of Crayons

Instead of calling black people colored people you can use the slang term "crayons". When in groups you use

"box of crayons".

That crayons/box of crayons just asked me for a forty.
That box of crayons/box of crayons up to somthin.

by ademption December 22, 2009

crayoning

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away

Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.

by Ass Captain December 9, 2007

Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009