crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

Crapstraction

Postmodernist artwork imitating the good old days of abstract expressionism. Designer friendly artwork offering no insight into anything at all, employing a similar vocabulary of smudges, stains, spray paint, flecks, spills, splotches, and almost-monochromatic fields.

That generic AbEx wannabe painting is a total work of crapstraction.

by aliencockdock December 5, 2022

Chapster

A man who needs no introduction, a man who cries gravy, a man who's middle name begins with the 27th letter of the alphabet. More feared in the streets of Grimsby than an Italian waiter riding a donkey smoking a joint. He knows no rules and will stop at nothing until he gets what he wants, even if he has to defy gravity and fly to Fiji with a broken 4th toe. His/Her name can only be described as sacred, it is chapster.

'The name is Chapster, The Chapster'

by SuperKongOrlando24 April 13, 2012

crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.

Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008