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Crapmas

This day is December 25th and used to be known as Christmas. Due to useless gifts, dysfunctional families, bad food, and just general self-centeredness, many people have come to loathe this day. It can usually only be tolerated by consuming copious amounts of liquor.
Merry effing Crapmas.

"What'd you get for Crapmas?"
by Chaotic Kitten January 8, 2009
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crapadapoopa

A battle cry shouted by a backyard wrestler when applying the deadly move, "Mid-evil Titty Push."
"Eat TITTY PUSH aaaaaaaaaa CRAPADAPOOPA!"
by FMMD November 1, 2004
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Crapatoa

(Cheeselandian: Crapatau) also spelled Crapatao or Crapatowa,
1.An incident that occured in France in 188X when the Paris sewer system became overwhelmed with a citywide epidemic of diarrhea and burst, overflowing the Seine river outside the city limits with exorbitant amounts of waste and overwhelmed the nearby city state of Cheeseland wiping out the entire popultion with an severe outbreak of cholera and suffocation from the smell.

2. An exclamatiom yelled by the poor souls of Cheeseland as they died in the days that followed the incident.

3. A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.
Town Crier: Here ye here ye noble citzens of Cheeseland, the Parissian French upriver have produced an immense shitwad in the wake of a diarrhea epidemic. It is the evaluation of the town council that this wad will not come anywhere near our... what was tha? OH NO! CRAPATOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!! fhlflflfhlflglglghlglglglglglghflglglglglglglglfglglg.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now.
by Bugga Stiff August 21, 2008
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crapababble

an insult to someone who is acts like an assmunch
shut the fuck up u crapababble
by Mike September 16, 2003
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Capassity

When your ass is so big, that it can't get any bigger
Did you see the junk in her trunk? It has definitely reached capassity.
by bopgirl February 12, 2010
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shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.
by reeferdave January 15, 2011
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crapachino

A poorly made coffee drink costing upwards of 4 dollars.
That drink is so nasty and expencive its a crapachino!
by Gnicolle June 25, 2006
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