A derogatory name used to criticize a thoroughly unintelligent worker. Typically a manual worker that does very stupid things.
That dumb yardman was supposed to plant flowers; instead he cut down all the plants. He is such a gib-crane.
by Dr Piggapuss February 06, 2022
The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.
by Fuzzykins570 April 23, 2009
When you’re tonguing the bung so badly that you abuse the meat kiwis with your chin— thus tossing the salad whilst scrambling the eggs.
by MadSamkie October 16, 2019
The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.
by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011
A modified form of the classic "missionary" position, in where you firmly grasp your partners ankles and shift her legs back and forth; much like the levers of a crane.
*To announce this 'move', prior to it's execution, is great fun!
*To announce this 'move', prior to it's execution, is great fun!
by crazzymann December 22, 2010
Nice tits darla crane
by Realone321 June 12, 2017
"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 13, 2008