Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.
Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)
LOL
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)
LOL
by LeoNidas April 3, 2013
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Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass
Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass
Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point
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Get the Street Countdown mug.A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013
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Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.
by Docanon February 11, 2021
Get the WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike mug.The phrase "Count me out" is generally used when you do not want to take part in something or do not want to be a part of something.
Count me out girlfriend! I'm not attending your party.
He asked me to count him out of the family dinner, he will be attending Sam's study session.
He asked me to count him out of the family dinner, he will be attending Sam's study session.
by 1T5 Guy. February 24, 2012
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DUDE, let's throw a counterparty to make Davis's party look lame, by inviting everyone invited to his party and others so our party is bigger and better than his.
by Alex Alfonso December 21, 2008
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