Coronapression

When you get depression because you can't see your friends because of coronavirus

Damn not seeing my friends is giving me coronapression.

by poptre March 28, 2020

coronavirosity

noun. 1.used to refer to the scale of things that went down in 2019-2020~ that has people thinking bout terms like COVID boomer(s); boomer remover and Boomer Doomer.

2.It is also the term for the scale of anxiety you get from shaking hands in 2020;

3.It is also a crippling handshake that just takes all your lifeforce out of you or just a handshake from a dude that went to gym rather than sink in couch all day and watch CNN.

by masterbaiter990 April 12, 2020

>Hey bro *shakes hand* I just gave you boomer doomer
The dude above recalls how he shaked a bro's hand and now thinks that he has a level 5 coronavirosity handshake and cannot shake hands no more. The scale is subjective

>I think the town in kekistan is suffering from a level 19 coronavirosity dood

by masterbaiter990 April 12, 2020

coronavirus baby

The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.

In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.

by @price5233 March 15, 2020

Coronavirus Baby

Babies conceived as a result of quarantines and staying home during the COVID-19 pandemic.

My parents got laid off during the coronavirus outbreak so they blew off some steam and made me. Yeah, I'm a coronavirus baby.

by scintillating March 19, 2020

CoronaVirus

A bitch.

Omg I HATE them !!!

Well, after all, it is CoronaVirus.....

by Bratfink April 9, 2020

BCV (Before Coronavirus)

The acronym for the time before COVID-19 spread around the world.

I used to shake hands when I met people BCV (Before Coronavirus).

by gdmitchy March 21, 2020

Colonavirusing

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

by Dylan684 March 13, 2020