Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.

What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn

Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.

Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.

Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-

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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'

by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020

Cornwallis Cream Pie

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014

Cornwall Hill Boy

The opposite of a Southdowns Gent. He is not cool, calm and collected. Usually much better than those PBHS and St Albans nerds at least. These boys are known for either dribbling girls or receiving rejection.

Miley: My husband is so cool, he never gets nervous or scared.
Liam: Well they do call me a Cornwall Hill Boy after all.

by maxCornwallHillBoy July 2, 2019

see you in cornwall

It means "Goodnight"
British/Cornish Slang

jim. I'm going to bed mate

john. alright mate

jim. see you in cornwall
john. ahh goodnight

by see you in cornwall March 27, 2017

one way trip to cornwall

when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.

another way of saying to commit suicide.

Lil jimmy went on a one way trip to cornwall the other day, so we won't be seeing him again.

by fjordan June 17, 2022

cornwall college

The school on the hill, overlooking the sea that moulds boys into men of might. It is the most prestigious secondary institution in Jamaica and is home to a number of world greats. It is often compared to a number of other mediocre institutions, but is in a class of its own at the top.

Your boyfriend has class and charisma, he must have went to Cornwall College.

by Theguruhimself001 December 24, 2021