Cornish Lifeguard

Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.

First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.

Cornish Lifeguard by The Cornish Lifeguard. September 29, 2010

Cornish Love bite 

When you smack someone’s nipples and growl

“I smack my nipples and go raaa!”
“Oph, that Cornish love bite’s gon hurts in the morning’

Cornish Love bite by Parry grip February 4, 2018

cornish hen

A person, whether male or female, who reacts with stereotypically teenage exurberance in regard to a trivial issue such as a person of the opposite sex or celebrity. Derived from the corny, clucking-like sounds such individuals make.

Don't pay any attention to the fans when you get off the tour bus, they're a bunch of cornish hens!

cornish hen by Sarepta May 13, 2006

Cornish Hug 

Type of wrestling throw, became a euphemism for killing, and then for murdering prisoners in the civil war - see 'Pagans or Paragons?': Images of the Cornish during the English Civil War
M. J. Stoyle
The English Historical Review
Vol. 111, No. 441 (Apr., 1996), pp. 299-323

The prince raised another army of dregs, drained from the mines, we'll show them a Cornish Hug!

Cornish Hug by Matt Ress December 5, 2011

cornish pasty 

morphology of gents groin area in very tight, highly hitched pants - see also camel toe syndrome.

show us yer cornish

cornish pasty by Lionel Wildfowl January 6, 2003

cornish muddbutt 

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.

cornish muddbutt by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

Cornish Doorhandle by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017