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To jizz while you have blue balls. Especially when living with other people in the same room and telling them you had blue balls and now you dont.
by sasadfasdfasdfasdfasd June 5, 2011
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Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.
Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.
by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.
by Yegolev August 13, 2007
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Cookathon

A tradition in notorious student party town Dunedin, New Zealand. Involves dressing up in a group with a common theme, drinking very early in the morning (and continuing all day) and making your drunken way to the Cook bar for a day full of drinking.

Is now banned from Dunedin thanks to the university opposing the liquor renewal of the Cook.
Guy 1: Bro, what you going to cookathon as?
Guy 2: Our flats going as terrorists. What about you?
by otunstu September 18, 2009
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cookist

They watched the young cookist as he was cooking in the kitchen.
by Google user 12345 July 23, 2016
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Jamie's Cooks

Jamie's Cooks are an unknown entity, they roam stan Twitter proclaiming justice for Jamie Robert Cook and occasionally Nicholas Edward O'Malley.

They often use language such as 'rahrah' and 'ratty' to refer to either emotions or actions. Their definitions are unclear.
Person 1: Have you seen the Cooks today, they took over someone's comments section again

Person 2: Again? I swear they're all over the place

The Jamie's Cooks need help, they have a family tree and refer to eachother as familial rats.
by Rattyslag June 1, 2019
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