1. (noun) A competition in which two or more people, usually (but not exclusively) male, urinate with the intention of producing the stream with the furthest distance.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.
The conversation between the two men was merely a pissing contest, both were trying to impress the attractive woman standing nearby with their wit and intelligence.
by Prettykitty July 26, 2003
Get the Pissing Contest mug.Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.
It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.
In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.
This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.
In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.
This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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Get the shit eating contest mug.When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 28, 2011
Get the poopularity contest mug.When at least 2 males dispute on who has the bigger man meat, they are forced to engage in a pull out contest, where they pull out their dicks and have a contest as to who's is the biggest.
"Dude my dick is wayyyy bigger than yours"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"
by crazynancy May 17, 2010
Get the pull out contest mug.A semi attractive girl that you want to get to know. She is super honest and straight forward, most people don't like her because they don't want to hear the truth. Contessa is amazing and no one deserves her. When she likes a guy, they are lucky to be noticed by her because she only likes the really special ones. Contessa is skinny and beautiful and has one amazing personality. Go get yourself a contessa.
Guy #1: OMG did you see that cute girl yesterday? She looked like a Contessa!
Guy #2: Ya, I wish we had some Contessa's
Guy #2: Ya, I wish we had some Contessa's
by Anonymoose31245 May 2, 2018
Get the Contessa mug.1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.
2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.
2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.
by N Butcher December 28, 2005
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