Constant

A constant is a person in your life who you can always count on and trust... its basically another word for Best friend.

"You are the one constant thing in my life. I can always count on you to be there and not change. I can look to you and know how our lives are going, because you are a solid marker by which to judge things."

by .Keyls May 24, 2010

Constantina

a really long name for an amazing guuuurl <3

constantina rocks my soy

by assylaloveanit April 28, 2009

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Constantaneously

To do something nonstop for an extremely elongated period of time.

I'm so obsessed with Myspace! I'm on there constantaneously.

by kinglax October 18, 2008

Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

Constance

The best friend you could have. She is honest, loyal, and always positive. She is super smart and aces all her tests. She has good advice, and she's beautiful inside and out.

I'm so glad Constance is in my life

by Vic loves you December 14, 2010

Costanza Wallet

A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.

"I stuffed the coupon for 50 cents off Hot Pockets into my Costanza Wallet"

by KDiamond October 30, 2007