Jeromy Constant

-a term describing the excess use of incorrect grammar as well as non-pai9d promotion in every day sentences/conversations.
-coined from Jerome Pruitt

"Hey bro did you see that video by ______"
"Yeah bro , you should tots check out there merch"
"what are you bro? a Jeromy Constant?

by Bradical Bread November 1, 2018

Ferdinand's Constant

A fake math term that you can use to piss off your teacher.

*teacher writes some boring ass equation*
Teacher: So what's the answer?
Student: Ferdinand's Constant.
Teacher: Fuck you.

by herro98 May 22, 2018

Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.

YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!

by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019

La Constante

A dick so large it cant be observed by the human eye,It is theorized that the big bang was caused by the first La constante releasing a huge cum shot into the void

La constante is not satisfied with your actions

by MetaST August 9, 2019

Constant complainer

A person that constantly complains.

My grandma is a constant complainer.

by TheWordSubmitter April 15, 2017

Horbal constant

When you can't win the scientific debate argument, and accuse your opponent's method in being a simple product of existing data to a random constant and a falsification of results. Multiplication by Horbal constant is easy to understand by masses and makes click-baity headlines.
In original form Horbal constant equals 0.888.

- We need to accuse them in faking the results.

- Let's use Horbal constant, it always works!

by AHorbal February 8, 2020

The dragonkyng Constant

The internet law that states a person who raises an argument, only to block anyone who disagrees with them, so long as the disagreement is presented in good faith, has admitted defeat by refusal to defend their original point.

“Did you hear that tumblr user Loubuggins accused dragonkyng of stealing ideas, only to block him when he defended himself.”
“Well sounds like she was in the wrong as she couldn’t prove her point and folded when any disagreement arose.”
“That seems to happen constantly. Perhaps we need a phrase to describe it?”
“How about the dragonkyng constant?”

by Dragonkyng May 11, 2020