Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

conquistador

What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.

Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada

by ConquistadorsOuttaTheHallway April 29, 2005

conquistador

Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.

Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.

by Guy April 20, 2004

chocolate conquistador

Akin to a butt pirate, except land-based.

Do you know those guys Hernan and Francisco? Total chocolate conquistadors.

by Sandar August 18, 2008

Conquistadore

Someone who duels with the teachers a.k.a they make the teachers so angry they have a screaming match.

John "Mr Detez your fat!"
Mr Deteze "How dare you speak to me that way! How rude, do I go around saying whatever I want? im going to send you to the principles office do you understand?"
John "That doesn't help your fat problem sir!"
Phillip to Friend "whoa that guy can fight like a Conquistadore"

by Sir Gump December 24, 2007

conquistathot

Noun.

A person (male or female) who conquers the dick and or pussy.

A person who will stop at no end to get the land(body area) he/she wants.

An genital explorer

Jason use to fuck with so many bitches. In his past life was such a conquistathot.

Look at Jason getting all those girls, what a conquistathot.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

conquistador

Gnarly, radical, amazing, genius

Did you see me hit that rail
Yeah that was super conquistador!

by LinguisticHeaven January 18, 2025