Complicatered

When the food is described in overly flambouyant and unnecessary, ultimately confusing terminology. Leaving you confused about what you just ordered.

Menu
-Smoked salmon and vegetable roulade with crème fraiche and citrus dressing

-Fanned avocado salad with baby spinach leaf salad, pine nuts and berry vinaigrette (V)

-Teriyaki chicken and buckwheat noodle salad, ponzu dressing
-Saltimbocca pork medallions, puy lentils and ceps, sautéed chat potato, sage sauce

-slow roasted pulled pork and granny smith apple slaw on sourdough with crackling.

Man this menu is co complicatered, I mean who "pulled the pork" and what is "Fanned avocado"?

by Snowie1 December 6, 2011

Its complicated

1.your not worth my time.

2. Im too lazy to explain it
3. Its about you

"hey, what are you talking about?":
"um, its complicated "

by kk99 May 4, 2015

its complicated

a phrase people use when they are unsure of their love life and fall under one or more of these categories:
- they aren't sure whether they want to be friends or in a relationship with the person
- they are clinging on to an ending/toxic relationship
- they are afraid of being called single

im not sure if he likes me or not so i just tell people "its complicated" when they ask me my relationship status

by lil' acids September 4, 2018

complicated

A relationship between two who are in fact dating, just don't want to explain it to their families. They think they are being subtle by calling it this, but no one is really fooled.

Brittany: Are you and Alyson dating?

James: No, it's complicated...

by B.ritzy December 7, 2009

complicated

Potentially lethal

"I get these very complicated migraines that could induce strokes."

by Perpetuating Punk Rock May 3, 2010

Conklicated

A task thats easy to do but because of your crippling case of dehabilitative lazyness you neither posses the means or willpower to accomplish.

out of reach bro, bit to conklicated for me to do right now

by Smurf Rocket August 14, 2011

complicated 8

when you insert your penis through any gash and or hole (most likely belly button or ear) in a woman/male while he/she fingers your anus while having a heated verbal debate on current politics

Jim: hey you hook up with that girl from the bar?
Kyle: yeah boooiiii I gave her dat complicated 8 homie

by poonslaya96 January 22, 2017