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Connecticut

A mental dwarf. A total village person with an exaggerated and unrealistic view of himself or herself.
Person #1:

My uncle got his MBA more than twenty years ago, and he makes good money, but despite being in his late forties, he still thinks, talks, and acts the same as when he was in grade school. He is always making ethnic slurs against his minority neighbors, and I heard at work he likes yelling at the new hires.

Person #2:

That’s because he is a connecticut. I try to stay away from those kinds of people.
by Vulcher-13 October 4, 2009
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Connecticut

Ahhh, there's nothing like moving from NJ to Connecticut and realizing that "richest state in the U.S." sure doesn't seem like it! And all that crap about having the highest I.Q.?? You sure wouldn't know it from taking one step in here. Home of the wanna-be's!! We live secluded, isolated and in total ignorant bliss! Aren't you jealous now?
by Elio June 26, 2005
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Connecticut

the gayest state in the union, i can say this because i live there, filled with rich fucks and preppy bastards.... fuck Connecticut
Connecticut can suck my dick...
by Flareside92 December 16, 2008
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Connecticut

A dirty little state. Full of retards and wanna be's. The next Rhode Island.
Trucker #1: Should we make a stop in connecticut?

Trucker #2: Let's stop in Rhode Island instead; on our way back we'll stop in connecticut.
by James 50 June 29, 2009
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Connecticut

A term used to describe an extremely boring, basic, and un-unique person. Coined because people from Connecticut are all the the same; in looks, in personality, in style. You do not want to be connecticut.
Emma,, is just so connecticut. I cannot stand her!
by strega nonna March 31, 2019
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Connecticut

The most boring state ever made. Nothing ever happens here. Ever. Don't ever come. You will commit suicide.
Charlie- Yo bro, you going to connecticut for vacation.

Dunkin- No dude, i wouldn't go there if they paid me.
by BuckDen May 16, 2011
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Connecticut

State with the absolute worst weather. Summers are uncomfortably humid, winters are frigid, fall is mediocre, and spring is next to non-existent.
Connecticut weather sucks. Winter is gray, depressing, cold, at least 6 months in length, summer is too humid, fall is fairly unpleasant, and spring is simply laughable.
by Aridity July 12, 2017
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