*Sigh*
The infamous copypasta that's been dubbed "Congapasta" originated from the user on Reddit "Albeert_s"
When he decided to slap some emojis onto the song "Conga" by "Gloria Estefan"

which then turned into this hellhole.

Although the original version of the copypasta included way more emojis then he one you see here. The original copypasta went like this:

"Come💃💎💫on😳✨🕺shake💃🥵😩🎶your🕺🔊‼️baby💃🤸 ♂️do🕺🍾🌟that⚡️💥💃conga👅🥴🕺know💃🤭🤟you🕺✨cant💃😳✋control🕺‼️🤡yourself✨💥💃any🕺🔊🥵longer💃⚡️✨🤸 ♂️💎🕺💃💥🤡😁🕺💃💫✨🕺💃"

But was changed by the user "dhdjdjfjfjfbfb" on Reddit to the version you see here
As you see here Bob is looking for a youtube video, when he found a video titled:

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

He never felt so suicidal in his life.
by UhhhhhWav October 12, 2020
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Conga Line

When a gay orgy lines up and preforms the sexual act of doggystyle to each other all at the same time. The Leader must be playing the bongo unless there is enough participants to form the similar sexual act of Ouroboros. On the beach is traditional
Hey man, wanna join the rest of the boys for a conga line sesh tonight?
Nah man I can't, my butt still hurts from the last one.
by QtheDefinitons February 01, 2022
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The Deadbeat Conga

The position assumed by a penniless boyfriend when standing at a till behind his girlfriend who is once again paying for the waste of space loser.
Look over there at the counter,it’s Billy Bob doing the deadbeat conga with his new girl

It’s the only dance move he’s got
by Sir Paddy Pantsdown July 12, 2019
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conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.
Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.
by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015
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La Conga

A fantastic mexican resturant that is open 24/7. This particular location has been renamed to Rigaberto's Taco Shop on SE Mcloughlin Blvd Milwaukie, Oregon

A perfect location for a Dimrod.
-End of an hour and a half walk, tacos ordered from La Conga-
*Crunch on a taco; (orgasism in the mouth)*
by nguyeny-pants December 02, 2009
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