confagurate

To setup in the gayest way possible

Did you see that system? Elton John couldn't confagurate it any worse.

by wizzardude August 28, 2018

Confabulated

When you are confused as hell

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”

by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019

Conflatulations

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.

Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023

coflatulated

The act of two people farting at the same time, while in a position of snuggling butt to butt.

My wife and I were watching a show naked that I didn't care to watch so I laid opposite of her on our bed with our butts touching and my head dangling from the bed watching upside down. We both farted at the same time and our mutual friend that was watching with us shouted "You two just coflatulated!"

by farting husband May 4, 2023

conflaguation

Tough to comprehend. A disorganized statement.

The idea of self, even, is a conflaguation of ideas.

by Word of day January 30, 2024

Conjagulate

the act of completely eradicating or eliminating something from existence.

‘he conjagulated his sons rose toy as it made too much noise.’

by zarrie November 12, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with a time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023