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Gay condoms

it in the fucking name condoms for asshloes
your an gay condoms?

who the hell are you??!
by chi-naaaaaaa December 3, 2019
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Hello Kitty Condoms

A better version of condoms. It's better than normals.
by Hexturlicious April 27, 2021
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reusable condoms

When you use a plastic condom that looks identical to a wii remote controller cover. Use by placing your weener in the weener hole with your balls either resting on the ball holder or for increased pleasure in the ball holder. Note: make sure trap door is facing out and IS CLOSED this WILL prevent pregnancy. Half is ribbed for her pleasure and half is open for your ;). To clean rinse under cold water for approximately 3 seconds or lick until clean.
Yo I used dat reusable condoms wii thing shit was off da chang!! Jizz flew everywhere except her pussy!! Then she wanted to have sex again and I had hold your roll bitch I gotta clean this shit. She closed her trap before I Chris Browned her shit. Man I closed that trap door though
by cch pounder January 17, 2010
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flying condoms

When a male and a female (or another male) (or two females) have sex, in the air. (Airplane) This is a very sensual and erotic movement; only professionals in the sexual act may do this. If not, you may injure your mighty cock or little pussy. Don't use a condom. So be aware of what you're doing, children.
Female: "Oh oh oh, oh YES JAMES!"
James: *grunts as he's thrusting his mighty cock in the little pussy*
Female: "YES YES, UHH, I'M GONNA COME BABY!"
James: *moans* "Oh you're so TIGHT! Oh GOD, I LOVE DOING FLYING CONDOMS!"
Female: "Oh yes yes, god, me too, holy shit, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! OH YES FUCK ME."
by Jamseybaby April 25, 2008
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Turtle Condoms

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.
Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?
by Carlito the Drug Lord December 18, 2006
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bale of condoms

a @#%load of condoms. Usually found at Costco.
Hesh: "I'd like a tank of gasoline and a bale of condoms."
by Ravnshade September 18, 2006
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Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women
"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."
by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011
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