bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

concust

The feeling that you were just hit on the head with your cell phone, resulting in a bruise the size of an egg and a wounded ego.

"I think im a little concust."

by io_burn December 12, 2003

Confuction zone

A busy construction zone. A high traffic area.

We will never get out of this confuction zone!
This confuction zone will take forever!

by Brian Keim November 9, 2007

conduction

When heat or electricity is moving from place to another

"Omg Linda! You shocked me!!"

"It must have been conduction"

by Sexyass1415 January 17, 2017

confuct

The state of confusion to the point of being really fucked up.

He said go left, she said go right, which way do I go? Man i'm so confuct!

by Angel V September 5, 2008

Meritorious Conduct

Conduct that is above and beyond the call of duty.
Going beyond what is the norm.

Behaviour that is extraordinary.

John has been awarded a medal for meritorious conduct while rescuing 5 people from a fire.

by Ivansteel May 28, 2006

code of conduct

A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.

"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"

by ralphy1984 January 6, 2014