a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.
Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!
Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!
Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.
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‘hey why do u talk about Conan Gray so much?’ katie asked me
‘because he is the most perfect person on the earth.’ i replied
‘because he is the most perfect person on the earth.’ i replied
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Get the coon coach mug.NBC is planning to give Jay Leno the 11:35 p.m. time slot and to either bump Conan to 12:05 or to move him off The Tonight Show altogether. Team Conan believes that this is balderdash and that NBC should favor Conan O'Brien, unequivocally a better comic and host than Leno.
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