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cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
by de-pube October 2, 2021
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Miami Cumshot

When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.
“My stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!”
by Slydog11 December 16, 2019
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mega ultron cumshot

When you cum so hard that your balls retract into your body, along with your legs until you fold into yourself and turn into a car like a transformer.
You: Hey mum, when did you get a new car?
Mum: Oh that’s just your best friend. He had a mega ultron cumshot after fucking me last night.
by Sussy Bussy DaGussy June 1, 2021
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cumshot bullseye

Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.
"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."
by The Semen Archer July 27, 2006
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Chloella Cumshot

The most pathetic creature in all of the United States. It's had sex with nearly 60 men (and possibly women) and it's uterus is rotting out due to over exposure. The creature (still in teen years) likes to experiment with many drugs including Dope, Cocaine, Weed, and Herion. Pills are a possibility. The creature will act like a five-year-old in many cases and thinks laxatives are the next big thing. Refrain from becoming friends with this piece of Sh*t because it will only use you for what you want and make you do thing so it will stop whining. Avoid even making eye contact.
Chloella Cumshot is much like a Furby.
by Wind In My Fangs June 10, 2009
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mucky cumshot

A huge cumshot that covers a female pornstar's face, and gives the appearance muck on her face. Best known in O.G Mudbone videos.
by gs1994 May 3, 2009
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belly-cumshot

when,at the end of sex,a man splashes and smears his semen onto the woman's belly and/or pubic area for rubbing on.
last night my husband gave me a great belly-cumshot
by jennifer78 June 4, 2008
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