computer

Are you serious???






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Example: What are you using right now?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

computer

a genius! an object smarter than your boyfriend, can give you more pleasure and doesn't answer back. relationships can be formed on it and whenever you get bord of it, there is a handy on/off switch

can also mean smart

that's just computer dude

by danikins May 14, 2004

computer

A high tech masturbation receptacle which can also be used to place orders for the destruction of decaying murder/rape victim's carcasses through the internet.

I sure wish I had more computer.

by Mr. Internet VII March 18, 2004

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.

You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.

by T Hizzle May 28, 2005

computer

A computer is a terrible beast. It secrets vomit, has the ability to rip up a tree in one minute, and has a special tongue to lick it's balls.

Computers are found in many places. They can addict you, and they sometimes look on the internet (a vile network of voodoo telepathy which they use) to find pictures of your friends and family and pretend they're alive even after they are dead.

A computer has several intelligence levels:
PC: As stupid as the user
Super Computer: Unpredictable
Mac: <no intelligence>

A computer often visits sites of pornography so as to participate in virtual sex with another computer. It then blames the creation and visiting of these sites on humans nearby. How arrogant!!!

My computer licked it's balls.
My computer regularly opens porn sites.
My computer spreads viruses.

by High Technologist December 15, 2004

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003

computer

The most frustrating thing that costs you money when ever it breaks.

Guy: Dude i just found out that my comp has 33 viruses

Guy2: Dude your looking at too much porn

by Nick Valadao July 26, 2004