compersion

Often a term used among polyamorous (openly nonmonogamous) people. Often called the antonym of jealousy. Seeing your partner/s get a crush on, hook up with, fall in love with, or in any other way romantically bond with other people, and feeling deep happiness, joy, and love for them.

"You're in love with Parker, don't you feel jealous that he's started dating Emily?"
"Actually, no, I feel compersion. She's really cool. He lights up to see her. When I see him that happy, I actually feel happy for him, not jealous."

by nomadak March 10, 2010

Compy 386

Strong bads trusty computer

"I give to you the compy 386 a marvel of graphics power"- Strong bad

by The Dickey March 15, 2003

Competitively Racist

Unlike being casually racist which is in a less serious and often lighthearted jab between friends or in a friendly setting where political correctness is a non issue, competitively racist is a serious form of racism calling for the violence or even genocide of a race in a serious matter (regardless of skin tone anyone can be competitively racist)

Those black lives matter folks said "kill all white people" they are competitively racist

by insanegod October 6, 2018

competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

compel

to force or drive, especially to a course of action

His disregard of the rules compels us to dismiss him

by BO Abood December 27, 2014

compy

1. Computer

2. Those cute little dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2.

1. Will this thing load on your compy?

2. Those compys ate him alive.

by jsteen May 1, 2004

choice and competition

Knowing that Americans believe in free market capitalism, regulated by "choice and competition", the Obama administration uses these poll tested words to refer to their government run health care plan in order to distort the fact that the government can print it's own money, an ability that puts private insurers at a significant handicap if in "competition" with Uncle Sam. A fact that will drive all but the richest people out of the private system and into what the Obama administration really wants; total government control.

I sure love the beer barn for drinkin' beer and playin' pool, but it'd sure help "choice and competition" if the federal government came and setup a "Fed Barn" next door that sells beers for 5 cents a pop after it takes the other 3 dollars out of my paycheck regardless of what bar I go to.

by default013 September 30, 2009