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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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Compenition

Used when mis-pronouncing 'competition' after getting way to excited about something. Still a reasonable substitute that gets the job done and the message across.
In the good news, im ready to give 'em some real compenition!
by B4L2010 May 1, 2010
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Conpetition

Con-man competition;

Confidence games in a corporate setting;

Competitive lying;

Destroying competitors with deceit.
Bored with traditional investments, we began looking for new forms of conpetition.

There was much enthusiasm to be exploited in the conpetitive upcoming years.

The conpetition would end as soon as the people stopped accepting such a ridiculous lie.

The market manipulators boasted of their conpetitive triumphs.

After a long conpetition, McGregor won by foreclosing on the most Sub Prime loans.
by Willpking January 27, 2013
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competition shook

by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018
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Competitious

Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.
"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."
by Khizzar May 15, 2008
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dance competition

A place where people come to watch dancers of all shapes,sizes,and genders, wear whore makeup and weird ass costumes with masks and feather. all while dancing to remixs of the worst songs by britney spears.
by Danceishell January 12, 2014
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