Conpetition

Con-man competition;

Confidence games in a corporate setting;

Competitive lying;

Destroying competitors with deceit.

Bored with traditional investments, we began looking for new forms of conpetition.

There was much enthusiasm to be exploited in the conpetitive upcoming years.

The conpetition would end as soon as the people stopped accepting such a ridiculous lie.

The market manipulators boasted of their conpetitive triumphs.

After a long conpetition, McGregor won by foreclosing on the most Sub Prime loans.

by Willpking January 27, 2013

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Competition psychosis

An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.

Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.

Dude 2: They lost by 40.

Dude 1: The refs hated us.

Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.

by DDJudge December 18, 2012

competitional

To be competitive and not know the correct word to define it.

Sorry to get so serious during the game, I'm just really competitional.

by Go Tampa Bay Buccs February 25, 2011

Canadian competition

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.

My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.

by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017

Dirty Man Competition

A competition in which a man does not shave his beard of cut his hair for 1 year. During said year people who dared the man to enter the contest, provokes him to shave his beard and thus losing the competition.

Seth Rogen's friend in the Movie Knocked Up, dared him to enter A Dirty Man Competition by convincing him if he succeeds his roommates would pay his rent, if he fails which he did he would have to pay everyones rent

by bosoxfan1990 June 28, 2010

Completition

The act of treating a test, usually of skill or knowledge, as if it were timed and/or a race. This occurs most typically in an academic setting, but can be seen elsewhere, as in IQ or personality tests. The winner of a completition can be determined either by the fastest time, the best score or results, or most commonly a combination of the two.

Hortense: How'd you do on the Calc test, Biff? I pulled out a B+.

Biff: Eh, I got a B-, but I was the first one done by fifteen minutes. I totally won the completition.

by Hybrid Raj March 30, 2011