Commercial Cahoots

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.

Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!

by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010

Commercial Hoe

Certain people that you see in a lot of different commercials.

That's Becky Margie, she's a commercial hoe! She in every thing

by James Rebound January 22, 2017

Guilt Commercial

A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.

Another guilt commercial!? I am not donating 20$ a month to save the polar bears!

by An anonymous kitten January 21, 2022

Cummercial

A commercial for porn.

Dude1: "Remember that website you showed me 2 days ago?"
Dude2: "The one about blowjobs?"
Dude1: "Yeah bro. I just saw the cummercial today."

by succmastur June 12, 2017

Commercial CornHole

When the previews pass and you start eating your popcorn and you are then cornholed by a commercial before the movie starts.

I was watching Doubt and screwed around during the previews and when they were over I started tuning in and was ass fucked by a Commercial CornHole just before it started.

by DrivebyMedia June 24, 2009

commercial drive relationship

A relationship between three (or more) people who are all intimately involved with one another. Not necessarily at the same time as in a threesome, but are dating during the same time period.

Jenny, Tom and Sarah are all hooking up with each other in a commercial drive relationship.

by markon March 25, 2010

Commercial snack

When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.

TV: We'll be back after these messages!

Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.

*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*

Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!

TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)

Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.

by I Will Kill You May 11, 2007