Comodoey

What an English as a second language FOB foreigner writes instead of “commodity” while intoxicated.

My friend is a hot comodoey. You should totally ask her out.

by GoochSlayer69 September 3, 2018

Commodore Nelson

fat dude

Help, I cant lift Commodore Nelson, he's too overweight!

by Beausky March 3, 2022

SS Commodore

A vehicle Dean owns.

Who's cars that? Where's deans?
That is deans..
But Dean has an SS Commodore!?!

by anonymous December 27, 2021

Commodore

A very nice car, manufactured by Holden. Kicks the crap out of Fords.

Finally i trashed my piece of shit XD Falcon for a brand new VY Commodore SS

by Holden rocks September 12, 2003

commodore sex

Having sex with your holden commodore. Basically you stick your dick into the fuel tank, rub it and the car will absorb your cum like It's petrol. It's the best form of weird sex if you have no girlfriend.

person 1: I had commodore sex last night and got trashed!

Person 2: What?

by BigBunnyrabbits March 22, 2019

Commodore

Australia's favourite car. Currently the most popular car sold in Australia, due to the fact that it is faster, and more refined than its main competitor, the Ford Falcon.

The drivers that won Bathurst for the last two years in a row were driving VY Commodores.

by Someone Else March 16, 2005

Commodore

A straight, married military man who has many qualities that are associated with homosexuality (love of ABBA, wearing smart clothes, a fetish for wearing uniforms, etc). Must be too old to be a meterosexual.

Named for the highest ranking member of the IMDb Farenheit 9/11 message board, who is a Commodore in the Royal Navy.

"I know this great guy; you should hook up with him"
"I'm a Commodore, I'm not gay"

by Norbert Dentrissential February 27, 2005