Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.

Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

communal drink

Other peoples drinks, normally blagged from them or slyly asked for after a bit of chit chat.

Poured into your own glass, ending up in a mix of everybodys drink.

I'll be on the communal drinks tonight, I'm skint.

by 438906 April 8, 2006

Communal Coffee

A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".

Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.

by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022

Communazi

After the realization that communism and fascism are functionally equivalent ideologies, it was a concern that some people who consider themselves communists and/or nazis may only be insulted by association with the crimes of one or the other group, rather than both as they justly deserve.

As such, the portmanteau 'Communazi' was invented to amend this gaping flaw in the English language.

After killing 62 million innocent people to Mao's mere 49 million and Hitler's frankly pitiful 48 million, Stalin conclusively won the Communazi Olympics.

by Obama lan Biden August 21, 2010

communazis

The plural of people who are both Communists and Nazis. See Communazi.

"Greenpeace and PETA are fucking Communazis."

by That One Guy From Over There May 11, 2008

Communasty

Originating in Appleton, WI, communasty is a term used widely to describe the large population of car-less, usually homeless, coffee drinking, hand rolling cigarettes, crust punks in the area. Communasty was derived from the words "communism" and "nasty" because that's what they all are. Nasty communists.

Lacy: "Did you hear about how anti-establishment and punk rock and cool Dan and Scott are? Everything they say is super important. It's like they're preaching the truth!"
Cassie: "Yeah, they're totally communasty."

by Lace Face January 8, 2008

Communitard

A Communitard is a skin-tight one-piece social garment worn by Communitarian thinkers and focuses the need to balance individual rights and interests with that of the community as a whole.

It differs from a leotard in that it is particularly restrictive in areas of individual rights and independent thinking. It should not be confused with a wrestling singlet.

It has been noted for its comfortably fit; the wearer might not be aware that they are wearing one.

- Too bad your entire family has to report to the Incineration Unit tomorrow.

- It's okay. It's for the common good.

- Man... you're such a Communitard!

by Markoff_Chaney August 28, 2009