Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)
Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"
by mjunky September 25, 2013
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height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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by committedperson September 19, 2011
Get the committed mug.This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho
(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.
by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010
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Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.
by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011
Get the Poop Commute mug.Lindsay: Wow, my boobs are fantastic! I'm a 32DD!
Ashley: I just went up a cup size. 38C.
Hannah: Man, you two suck. I'm still a 36A. I'm part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Ashley: I just went up a cup size. 38C.
Hannah: Man, you two suck. I'm still a 36A. I'm part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
by RacistZebras February 7, 2009
Get the Itty Bitty Titty Committee mug.A committed relationship is an interpersonal relationship based upon a mutually agreed-upon commitment to one another involving love, trust, honesty, openness, or some other agreed-upon behavior
The act of being in a relationship with someone and being monogamous.
Terms related to committed relationship include:
monogamy: having a single long-term sexual partner
sexual fidelity: not having other sexual partners other than one's committed partner, even temporarily
The act of being in a relationship with someone and being monogamous.
Terms related to committed relationship include:
monogamy: having a single long-term sexual partner
sexual fidelity: not having other sexual partners other than one's committed partner, even temporarily
Ginger: 'Wow! Kandy you are in a committed relationship with Jax.'
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.He is a real man.’
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.He is a real man.’
by summer 346 October 18, 2018
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