Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

your hot.

Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.

by vllyhottie94 May 15, 2009

comparamore

When people who know nothing about music outside of major popularity compare every female-fronted band to Paramore. This is very unfair and doing it isn't cool, because it makes better bands look like they're a biter when they aren't.

Paramore is a somewhat overrated, but it is an awesome band everyone can get into, but stop acting as if they are the people who inspired other girls to start being bands. If anything it's the chick in that metal band (forgot name, but you should know).

It's just not fair!

Eyes Set to Kill (ESTK) fan: Yooo, have you heard this band Eyes Set to Kill? Bro, they are sick!
Casual alt. rock fan: Hmmm... Sounds familiar, but I'll hear 'em.
ESTK fan: (Hands iPod)
Casual guy: (Listens) I KNOW WHY THIS IS FAMILIAR! THIS SOUNDS LIKE PARAMORE!
ESTK fan: ...No it doesn't. Paramore doesn't use screaming, you ass.
Casual guy: Nahh man! This is Paramore.
ESTK fan: Eat a dick, bro. Stop with the comparamore...

by 150 August 14, 2010

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

coudard

A programmer who consistently reminds his teammates "I can't do it all"

coudard: Guys I'm tryin but I can't do it all.
teammates: Man that guy is a coudard.

by meaton December 23, 2008

Comparable

Comparing one thing to the other.

Same difference are comparable.

by Dirtydancer October 8, 2014

comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

by John October 25, 2004

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004