1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!
2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.
2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.
by Tom June 24, 2004
Comcast (-ing) (-ed) - Verb
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.
2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.
2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.
After being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me I had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. I hung up when I realized they were Comcasting me.
by Someone without internet March 07, 2014
Verb. When a company or person commits to deliver a solution and or meet you at a specific time or window and ends up delivering or arriving sometime shortly after that time / window.
To be comcasted'ed, or I commonly comcast.
To be comcasted'ed, or I commonly comcast.
Would you like t o setup your service from 8-12 or 12-4? 8-12 please. When they show up at 1:00 after requesting the 8-12 they have comcasted you.
by Swotz April 30, 2010
A company almost as bad as Verizon. Crappy service, inflated prices, and someone tell me, what's the deal with them giving you remotes that say "Adelphia" and "RCA" and "Cablevision" on them? Can't they afford to brand their own remotes?
by Home slice August 22, 2005
Comcasting is actually a sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
The tyrannical CEO of Comcast paradoxically enjoyed being comcasted as he was usually the one comcasting everyone else.
by DCVulcan3 November 02, 2015
The worst ISP in the united states. They are one of the many companies that do not give two fucks about what you want. You pay for high-speed internet. they give you the wrong speed, when questioned they say it was just a goof.
Me: Why the fuck is my internet so slow?
Comcast: because half of the speed you pay for is lost on its way to your house
Me: That's bullshit, that doesn't even make logical sense!
Comcast: it's because we are Comcast. We don't give a fuck about what you paid for you useless cunt faggot ass bitch.
Comcast: because half of the speed you pay for is lost on its way to your house
Me: That's bullshit, that doesn't even make logical sense!
Comcast: it's because we are Comcast. We don't give a fuck about what you paid for you useless cunt faggot ass bitch.
by DickwadCumberpatch February 27, 2016
How I feel as a technician who serves Comcast customers after reading alternate definitions of "comcastic".
Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic?
by plzdonmakemeh8myself_anymore September 02, 2012