Dallas Cowboys

A team that is supposedly the best but ends up choking in the playoffs every year.

"Did you see the Dallas Cowboys game last night? "
-"yea they were punished again"

by token1 September 25, 2009

Cowboys fans

A group of fans that have low IQ, low sperm count and never stop making up excuses for perennially failing for the past 20 years. Have stupid chants of “We DeM bOyS!” Or “HoW bOuT tHeM cOwBoYs”. Will talk about the glory years that happened over 2.5 decades ago like a guy who can’t get over his ex and never shuts up about them. Their god is the crypt keeper known as Jerry Jones. They will also cheer for them as well as the Lakers and the Yankees

The Cowboys fans keep making excuses about why they’ll fail this year.

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

Cowboys

A collection of losers all bundeled together into a football team. A football team whose members were picked up from the local prison. Proof that the President of the United States should never come from Texas.

A good year is when the Cowboys don't make it to the playoffs or are knocked out during the playoffs.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

north queensland cowboys

The greatest rugby league team in the nrl. and speaking of nrl its better then the gay sport known as AFL.

but getting back on the subject of cowboys, thye are the greatest team and will become the 2009 premiers.

The north queensland cowboys are the best

by Jayyden June 9, 2009

Ninjas, pirates and cowboys

Ninjas- pretty much teh coolest in teh world, with their fighting skills and uber fast skills and uber hot babe saving skills.

Pirates- hoo cant love some1 hoo wears an eyepatch, an awsome hat, owns teh coolest parot, may be mising a leg or hand whcih can be replaeced by a hook or peg of course, i mean ther pretty much the best team up with ninjas.

cowboys - gey.

Ninjas, pirates and cowboys:
Ninjas and pirates agree cowboys suck.

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo August 4, 2006

cowboys

One of the many groups of people who represent this great country called America whether you like them or not. They would heard cattle, risk their lives, ride for weeks and often not make more than $30 a month.
Often associated with country they are much cooler than pirates. They are also much better people and a lot more realistic.

Cowboys rock the house!

by Loi May 3, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

NFL team that has not won a playoff game since 1997. Synonym for "choke."

Dallas Cowboys fan: fcuk u guys!!! we won 5 super boals!!!!1!!!

Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.

New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.

Cowboys fan: ...sad face.

by Jesus Christ hates the Cowboys June 23, 2009