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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

cumboy

Someone who listens to cum town

Do you think a women will ever get married to a cumboy?

by bustinsideme November 26, 2020

wet cowboy handkerchief

A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.

My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.

by salty cracker June 21, 2017

Cowboy Killer

It's a marb red cigarette.

Tim: gimme acig
Shane: iohno if you could handel the cowboy killers.

by nonuttin February 5, 2009

Shirts Combo

A term derivitive of the fighting game genre. This term refers to the team aerial combo used in the marvel vs capcom 3 franchise. This particular combo absorbs meter of the opponent. Usually reserved for newbs. Based on the original douche team of Dante, X-23 and Deadpool (Respectively). Originally utilized by Shirts, thus aptly named Shirts Combo.

Person 1:"Jesus Christ, please stop with the Shirts Combo! Do you need this handicap?!"

Person 2:"Holy Shit, I'm so awesome at this game! I'm totally gonna sleep with your girlfriend!!"

Person 1:"...What?"

by SALTINEL December 23, 2011

Asphalt Cowboy

A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.

An asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.

by Brandy Lou January 19, 2009

cowboy killers

Marlboro Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Tobacco

Uncle Bob died of lung cancer, those cowboy killers got him.

by TIMJB1 September 22, 2006