Commercialmas

Commercialmas is the time of year immediatly after thanksgiving and just before December 31st. It was responsible for the death of Christmas.

During this time a clusterfuck of consumerism occurs throwing the masses into debt and millions trampled from the stamped of women running into the stores at 5am for the super-sale-of-the-year.

Atheist: Ugh. I just don't know what I'm going to do for Christmas this year...
Me: HA! You don't celebrate CHRISTmas. CHRISTmas is dead! You celebrate COMMERCIALmas

by GoodForNothing December 14, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

by James Johnson December 2, 2005

commercial

desperate attempts too fool people into buying someones products/services. morality is totally parallel to this. anything goes as long as it achieves it's goal of increasing sales (including lies, exploiting subculture, using stupid annoying songs because they stick to your head etc.)

- this commercial says that this (whatnot) increases 98% of (whatever). you think they actually did a study bout this..?
- probably not, but it's just a commercial..
- does this mean they can lie to people?
- pretty much..

by zoster October 10, 2008

combelling

to be stricken with joy or glee.

cher: do you see how boys are responding? my heart is totally bursting!

dionne: i know, i'm combelling!

by carleazyagain November 27, 2006

Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka May 23, 2008

colberism

A word invented ,or a saying, by Stephen Colbert.

"It would be the Lincolnish thing to do" is a colberism.

by kerojack August 3, 2006

Chamber of Commerce Weather

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.

We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.

by IrishMike February 19, 2008