Commercialmas

Commercialmas is the time of year immediatly after thanksgiving and just before December 31st. It was responsible for the death of Christmas.

During this time a clusterfuck of consumerism occurs throwing the masses into debt and millions trampled from the stamped of women running into the stores at 5am for the super-sale-of-the-year.

Atheist: Ugh. I just don't know what I'm going to do for Christmas this year...
Me: HA! You don't celebrate CHRISTmas. CHRISTmas is dead! You celebrate COMMERCIALmas

Commercialmas by GoodForNothing December 14, 2010

Aurora Commercialis 

The orange glow in the sky at night that is created by the lights a large urban area.

When I looked toward Downtown last night, I could see the Aurora Commercialis.

Aurora Commercialis by tom0942 December 18, 2009

Positive Commercialism 

A social philosophy which prioritizes the incentivisation of putative self-interested agents to cooperate with one another through trade and/or to incentivize people to find ways to improve each others lives Similar To: Social Entrepreneurship

Elon Musk is a big fan of positive commercialism providing internet to remote areas with Starlink, eschewing the externalities inbrought by fossil fuel powered vehicles with his electric car company Tesla, and hedging humanities chances of survival by making us a interplanetary species with his Space company SpaceX.

Positive Commercialism by MurdochMaxwell November 11, 2019

Commercials

The most annoying part of Television.

I stopped watching television because of commercials.

Commercials by HT January 13, 2004

japanese commercials 

Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.

Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy

japanese commercials by Spoke reasons March 1, 2014

commercials

A deadly disease that has proven to cause anger and anxiety in people. It spreads through the media. Televisions worldwide have been infected by them. It is starting to spread even worse and worse. It has infected radio stations, the internet, youtube, movies, and street corners.

Scientists are still looking for a cure to commercials. However, the nation is run by the media so they have not had any luck in stopping the spread of the commercials disease. God help us all.

Yea but I stopped watching halfway through because of all the commercials

commercials by tgawdun December 26, 2010

commercials

Shown on television to advertise products. Companies pay to put their commercials on air. One commercial is usually 30 seconds. Shown during shows and in between shows.

I waited until the commecials came on so I could use the bathroom without missing the show.

commercials by _Daniel_ August 3, 2005