While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.
by Smart Illiterate August 7, 2011
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Refers to getting two kills with one shot on C.O.D. i.e. you aim at a guy with a sniper rifle and shoot, not knowing there is another person behind him. The bullet goes through the first guy and kills the second guy thereby giving you two kills with your one shot.
Guy 1: "Wait....how did we BOTH die?"
Guy 2: "The guy who shot me must've gotten collateral damage on you."
Guy 2: "The guy who shot me must've gotten collateral damage on you."
by TranscendentLion January 19, 2011
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He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011
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by heygurlhayyyyyy October 25, 2011
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Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
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