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An advocate of clean code. Builds awesome software solutions. Designs one-of-a-kind user experiences. Genuinely cares about the growth and development of team members. Makes the daily work drill fun.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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by engineer402 November 25, 2021
Get the Coditas mug.A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..
Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?
Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up
Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?
Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block
Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up
Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?
Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block
by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022
Get the Colitis Cocktail mug.A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.
Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
by Headbomb March 21, 2004
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