Cold

AKA Hell for a Week, The Cold is an infectious illness that is caused by coughing, sneezing, and not washing hands. It spreads like wildfire amoing people in grades K-12 and gives you a clogged nose, sore throat, and sometimes a headache. It doesn't sound that bad, but holy shit does it suck.

Ben: Hey Brian why do you look so bad?
Brian: I was up all night blowing my nose and coughing because of the stupid ass cold I have.

by qqq1123 August 28, 2013

Cold

A very low temperature.

Some of the coldest places include:
Canada
Antarctica
Russia
And the coldest of all:
Margaret Thatcher's heart.

by communard420 April 6, 2011

Colded

means someone is cool. it's like saying someone/thing is cool.

Hey man that new guitar is colded

by Charmaine Maine June 14, 2011

Cold

Not hot dumbass

“Fuck it’s cold! Like my soul”

by AAAAAAAAAAAApogAAAAAAAA July 11, 2021

cold

when you know something really well

I know that chemistry chapter like cold

by cold August 31, 2003

cold

meth, crystal meth

Man I feel rough. Need to score some cold to pick me up.

by Satia September 3, 2014

colde

adj. Part of a misguided attempt by Canadians to make freezing winter days seem elegantly desirable, somehow sophisticated, or perhaps "precious".

Lovely colde fronte blasting across the barren wasteland today my good man! Makes the olde blood coagulate. Eh what!

I can't hear you! My ears froze off two kilometers ago.

by gnostic1 December 3, 2010