Coitus Hiatus

To have a break from sex, derived from the two words coitus and hiatus.

EG.
I'm not sexually frustrated, my man-parts are simply on coitus hiatus

by phatguy July 15, 2005

condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)

"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.

by alex_ July 6, 2006

coitus

The way a child with a speech impediment pronounces "Curtis." Hilarious when heard aloud.

Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste.
Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.

by GONZO! July 28, 2008

post-coitus

1.The time period right after ejaculation into a female.

Guy 1: Last night, I skeeted on Mayra after 5 minutes.
Guy 2: Aww shit dude
Guy 1: Man, that was the longest post-coitus silence ever!

by vote_4_pedro987 December 28, 2005

coitus

A sciency-sounding word for SECKSSS. Sheldon Cooper from the show The Big Bang Theory often replaces the word "sex" with "coitus".

Penny, did you engage in coitus with Leonard last night?

I had coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler last weekend... BAZINGA!!!!

by trajiniqa September 4, 2012

Coitus Regretus

(noun) being in a state of continually regretting a lapse in sexual judgment (EX: walk of shame)

"When I think about Vidal, I have an overwhelming sense of coitus regretus and want to forget it ever happened."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Coitus Bellows

Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.

Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!

by TheJizzards June 28, 2011