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Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.
Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!
by TheJizzards June 28, 2011
Get the Coitus Bellowsmug.