Confused Asian Syndrome

Abbr: CAS

CAS is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. Very common in Asians who are "fresh off the boat"

Though there have been cases in Asian American families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.

Teacher: Do you understand what I just said?

Confused Asian: Yes.

T: What did I just say?

CA: (Stares blankly for a bit) What?

Nearby Student: (Whispers) Classic case of Confused Asian Syndrome

by TryDelt December 14, 2010

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014

confused love

When you don’t know if you love someone or not. You think you do, but aren’t sure. You might think of them in a certain way alone but once you are with them you don’t feel that way. You think your in love, but really aren’t.

“I have confused love. I think I love them but I don’t really know”

by Mlove May 19, 2018

confusionary

What is responsible for creating confusion, vagueness or provoke confusion in one's thinking.

An untidy and messy thinking style, inconclusive in thinking and operating. Perhaps an Italianism from confusionario

Synonyms: bunglingly

If you pic sing, your tee will rock. Instagram may be confusionary; tees are redundant, so be spicy like Nando’s chicken bro. {as in bit.ly/mediumtishrtlondon, tishrt.com}

Your IG profile account is very confusionary. Too many styles, too many filters, it seems nothing relates to each other.

by tishrt.com May 31, 2018

Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.

"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."

by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019