cockumber

a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there cockumbers in this salad?

by yocockumber September 14, 2011

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Cockmed

A person named Ahmed who is a homosexual and likes it up the ass. Objects may include dynamite sticks, chair legs and last but not least good old cock. Enjoys fisting his own ass, blowing every member of the toronto argos, and shoving empty shot gun shells in his own ass. He is richard simmons gay.

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Cockmed is more gay then elton johns stag party.

After watching jersey shore, cockmed heard that all the male cast are on gas. So he went to the nearest gas station to suck off the nozzle of every pump.

Cockmed shits over tennis racquets so he doesn't loose the condoms he swallows.

by SBG committee November 20, 2010

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cockmonch

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.

Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.

by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006

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